tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post7238838497821600059..comments2024-03-14T04:53:49.513-05:00Comments on FemaleScienceProfessor: QuotableFemale Science Professorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15288567883197987690noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-68520230174271454232008-10-06T15:51:00.000-05:002008-10-06T15:51:00.000-05:00T-shirt:Chemists: Biologists with brains, physici...T-shirt:<BR/><BR/>Chemists: Biologists with brains, physicists with social skillsEliRabetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07957002964638398767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-21628266718222765802008-10-02T14:36:00.000-05:002008-10-02T14:36:00.000-05:00But you can publish after you die.But you can publish after you die.Female Science Professorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15288567883197987690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-37434602035406597382008-10-02T14:31:00.000-05:002008-10-02T14:31:00.000-05:00"health is the most important thing for a physicis..."health is the most important thing for a physicist to have, for you cannot do physics once you are dead." <BR/><BR/>http://scitation.aip.org/journals/doc/PHTOAD-ft/vol_54/iss_7/74_1.shtmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-80774543757273868332008-10-02T06:52:00.000-05:002008-10-02T06:52:00.000-05:00If you can't do it, give up!-attributed to Sigmund...<I>If you can't do it, give up!</I><BR/>-attributed to Sigmund FreudTomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14211618861743447072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-43462622992309354752008-10-02T03:08:00.000-05:002008-10-02T03:08:00.000-05:00My favorite ever:"Philosophy is written in this gr...My favorite ever:<BR/><BR/>"Philosophy is written in this grand book, the universe, which stands continually open to our gaze. But the book cannot be understood unless one first learns to comprehend the language and read the letters in which it is composed. It is written in the language of mathematics, and its characters are triangles, circles, and other geometric figures without which it is humanly impossible to understand a single word of it."<BR/><BR/>Yes, it's a bit long, but it is in my opinion the birth certificate of modern science.<BR/><BR/>Galilei's style is so beautiful that he's part of the italian literature canon; the translation above is from the <A HREF="http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/224058/Galileo/8441/GalileosCopernicanism" REL="nofollow">Encyclopedia Britannica</A>.<BR/><BR/>And to honor female scientists and their supporters, here is what Hilbert said when his colleagues didn't want to nominate <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmy_Noether" REL="nofollow">Emmy Noether</A> as Privatdozent (unpaid professor): <I>I do not see that the sex of the candidate is an argument against her admission as privatdozent. After all, we are a university, not a bath house</I>.barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07920729871547017890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-11385305690996364512008-10-01T19:37:00.000-05:002008-10-01T19:37:00.000-05:00“Science is the game we play with God to find out ...“Science is the game we play with God to find out what His rules are”. — Cornelius Krasel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-62358902376468161062008-10-01T19:16:00.000-05:002008-10-01T19:16:00.000-05:00Science is organized common sense where many a bea...Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact.<BR/>--Thomas HuxleyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-86284274233485515222008-10-01T18:25:00.000-05:002008-10-01T18:25:00.000-05:00If computer science counts as science....On two oc...If computer science counts as science....<BR/><BR/>On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.<BR/>-Charles Babbage (1791-1871)<BR/><BR/>I wake up in the morning with ideas that please me, and some of those ideas actually please me also later in the day when I've entered them into my computer. <BR/>-Donald Knuth<BR/><BR/>I would like to talk informally about myself, my personal experiences, my hopes and fears, my modest successes, and my rather less modest failures. I have learned more from my failures than can ever be revealed in the cold<BR/>print of a scientific article and now I would like you to learn from them, too. Besides, failures are much more fun to hear about afterwards; they are not so funny at the time. <BR/>-C.A.R. Hoare<BR/><BR/>The hardest thing for many people to learn, especially in a subject that they've never seriously encountered before, is that they _don't_ know what's going on, that their opinions are _not_ facts, that their intuition is _not_ proof. <BR/>-Jeff EricksonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-27195077479172393772008-10-01T17:11:00.000-05:002008-10-01T17:11:00.000-05:00"filling a pail/lighting a fire" appears to be wid..."filling a pail/lighting a fire" appears to be widely attributed to Yeats, as well. <BR/><BR/>I like quotes (not just sarcastic ones) and enjoy them, like poetry. But, I hate it when they are falsely attributed. <BR/><BR/>I think the Yeats attribution has morphed 'cause Yeats actually did quote (or paraphrase) Plutarch somewhere. In those days, though, Yeats and his listeners might have understood that he was quoting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-41193981203854984042008-10-01T16:02:00.000-05:002008-10-01T16:02:00.000-05:00The quotation craze is silly. Most people don't bo...The quotation craze is silly. Most people don't bother to verify if the quotes actually come from the people they are supposed to be from - and usually, they are not!<BR/><BR/>I wrote to the author of an article in a MostRespectedJournal who had a great quote about education not being about filling a vessel, but about lighting a fire. It was attributed to Longfellow, but I couldn't find it in Longfellow.<BR/><BR/>Turned out, he was quoting a *calendar*.... and the saying was actually from Plutarch. <BR/><BR/>Another one I wanted to use and I looked for the author. I found 5 different authors listed, 2 women and 3 men. I chose one.<BR/><BR/>Other than that - I check Wikiquote, or try and find the correct source.<BR/><BR/>My current unchecked favorite is attributed to the physicist Wernher Freiherr von Braun, 1912-1977: <BR/><BR/>"Bei der Eroberung des Weltraums sind zwei Probleme zu lösen: die Schwerkraft und der Papierkrieg. Mit der Schwerkraft wären wir fertig geworden."<BR/><BR/>[In conquering outer space there are two problems to be solved - gravity and paperwork. Gravity is solvable.]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-45641454800408014252008-10-01T14:49:00.000-05:002008-10-01T14:49:00.000-05:00"The world is my country, science my religion"Chri..."The world is my country, science my religion"<BR/><BR/>Christiaan HuygensMinoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00719509027451701396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-13661196014600947922008-10-01T13:00:00.000-05:002008-10-01T13:00:00.000-05:00I was checking out a new online database on eighte...I was checking out a new online database on eighteen century letters (just call me curious) and came across this quote:<BR/><BR/>"He and I are now upon a new sort of chemistry, i.e. extracting money out of the scholars pockets; and if we can do that, you need not fear but in time we shall have the lapis; for he that can get gold and silver out of scholars, cannot doubt to extract it any where else. " <BR/><BR/>John Locke to Robert Boyle, dated <BR/>Christ Church, Feb. 24, 1666.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-85045066620002030432008-10-01T12:40:00.000-05:002008-10-01T12:40:00.000-05:00Avoid using sarcasm on an unsuspecting victim-- My...<I>Avoid using sarcasm on an unsuspecting victim</I><BR/><BR/>-- My fortune cookie, dinner, last nightFemale Science Professorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15288567883197987690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-42769484303518064032008-10-01T12:15:00.000-05:002008-10-01T12:15:00.000-05:00"A goodly number of scientists are not only narrow..."A goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull but also just stupid."<BR/><BR/>A better statement of that quote would be: <BR/><BR/>"Most scientists are specialists. As such their opinions should carry little weight outside their area of specialty. This includes the present opinion."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-6327403651546505762008-10-01T12:04:00.000-05:002008-10-01T12:04:00.000-05:00I thought this one was inspiring when I was a grad...I thought this one was inspiring when I was a grad student. <BR/><BR/>"Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-31303738002480300292008-10-01T11:40:00.000-05:002008-10-01T11:40:00.000-05:00"True love will break your heart, but good science..."True love will break your heart, but good science will see you through."<BR/><BR/>--MeRosie Redfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06807912674127645263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-48930286124763547092008-10-01T08:52:00.000-05:002008-10-01T08:52:00.000-05:00Particularly apt these days:"Growth for the sake o...Particularly apt these days:<BR/><BR/><I>"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell"</I><BR/><BR/>-- Edward AbbeyUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01992875978893370438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-15466048016657634352008-10-01T08:33:00.000-05:002008-10-01T08:33:00.000-05:00"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it'..."Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats."<BR/><BR/>--Howard AikenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-65737665648800298412008-10-01T08:28:00.000-05:002008-10-01T08:28:00.000-05:00Would you count "most quoted" beig "with the most ...Would you count "most quoted" beig "with the most different qoutes" or just " the one people use the most".<BR/><BR/>Not trying to be cheeky but I think I've only heard like three Einstein qoutes but boy, are those repeated a lot?!<BR/><BR/>My vote goes to Aristotle :)challhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10421219663804628119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-37114175789438178702008-10-01T06:50:00.000-05:002008-10-01T06:50:00.000-05:00"a turkey with a PhD is still a turkey"oft quoted ..."a turkey with a PhD is still a turkey"<BR/><BR/><BR/>oft quoted by me, but taken from a mug a colleague once had.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-45096010049370828912008-10-01T03:07:00.000-05:002008-10-01T03:07:00.000-05:00The important thing in science is not so much to o...The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.<BR/><BR/>-Sir William Bragg<BR/><BR/>and I think this is relevant to science, too...<BR/><BR/>“An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?”<BR/><BR/>-Rene DescartesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-77327339418144864922008-10-01T00:40:00.000-05:002008-10-01T00:40:00.000-05:00"A goodly number of scientists are not only narrow..."A goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull but also just stupid."<BR/>--James Watson (draw your own conclusions)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29059245.post-51662998724408954562008-10-01T00:34:00.000-05:002008-10-01T00:34:00.000-05:00I like "Who ordered that?!" (Rabi, on the discover...I like "Who ordered that?!" (Rabi, on the discovery of the muon)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com