FemaleScienceProfessor

The results of the Fake-CV Contest are in. I think we should call it a tie between Fake CV #2 (A. Lex) and #4 (Magical Robot Unicorn), wi...

It is indeed time to vote for your "favorite" CV (you can of course define "favorite" however you want: most entertain...

We are almost ready for the vote on your favorite Fake CV, but I just wanted to check and see if any major CV-issues have remained unexplo...

Another cautionary tale, writ in a CV: DEE S. PERATE Postdoctoral Fellow, 2008-present PhD., 2008, Femtoscience, Genius Institute of ...

This (partial?) CV contains at least two possibly-puzzling elements one may encounter in publication lists. Depending on the (sub)field, th...

OK, this one may be a bit off-putting at first, but if you read beyond the name, there are some informative aspects of it. The author of th...

This is a very interesting fake CV, in part because of the reasons why it was created. Says the author: I decided to .. make the CV of t...

This one is from EuropeanFemaleScienceProfessor. Apparently most of it is based on a real CV, with the exception of the duck thing. Note ...

Here's another one. If the author wants to claim authorship in a comment, they are of course welcome to do so. I should have mentioned ...

Here is the first example submitted for the Fake CV Attempt-At-Academic-Humor thing. I typically try to come up with names for the title (s...

No, this is not another reflection on the perils and pleasures of having a birthday at this time of year; at least, not exactly. The topic ...

For me, this winter break would not be festive without an End-of-Year Attempt-At-Humor Academic Writing Contest Of Some Sort . Oh sure, I ...

Not long ago, I attended a workshop that included a presentation on mentoring. The presentation was given by someone who had a lot of exper...

Not long ago, I sat in a room for many hours as various Teams of People tried to convince a committee that they were the best people for th...

By request, I contributed a post to the Science Online/Spot On event that took place in London recently. The formatting turned out a bit ...

It never fails to take me aback when people say "I'm not a feminist but.." and then follow the "but" with an opinio...

This has been happening to me a lot lately: I meet someone for the first time in my new capacity as an Administrator and one of the first...

A reader writes about her frustration with the prevalence of Women In Science (WIS) events that turn out to be about how to get out of scie...

Not long ago, I spent some time with a very diverse group of academics: professors and administrators from the sciences, engineering, human...

Deans Deans every where nor any .. (something something something) As I traipse through my academic existence, I keep finding new Deans...