It is indeed time to vote for your "favorite" CV (you can of course define "favorite" however you want: most entertaining, most bizarre, most horrifying, most illuminating...).
Here is an attempt at a recap of each Fake CV:
1 : Seward "Bo" Gritt III: manuscripts "in prep.", manuscript "submitted" to Nature (meaningless)
2 : A. Lex (Lutheran U): this one has an incredible number of "issues" and is difficult to summarize succinctly
3 : Buster Bristhlewaite: quirky, not the typical "academic" CV
4 : Magical Robot Unicorn: the "perfect" candidate who is going to get the job for which you applied but won't get because you are not a magical robot unicorn
5 : Adolph H. Jones: unprofessional e-mail address, typos, sad list of "technical skills", disturbing content
6 : Robert "Bob" Smith: no first author publications (in field in which authorship is clearly not alphabetical), maybe some shingling..
7 : Dee S. Perate: thin publication list; one real publication hidden in list of "gray literature" to make list seem longer
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
Here is an attempt at a recap of each Fake CV:
1 : Seward "Bo" Gritt III: manuscripts "in prep.", manuscript "submitted" to Nature (meaningless)
2 : A. Lex (Lutheran U): this one has an incredible number of "issues" and is difficult to summarize succinctly
3 : Buster Bristhlewaite: quirky, not the typical "academic" CV
4 : Magical Robot Unicorn: the "perfect" candidate who is going to get the job for which you applied but won't get because you are not a magical robot unicorn
5 : Adolph H. Jones: unprofessional e-mail address, typos, sad list of "technical skills", disturbing content
6 : Robert "Bob" Smith: no first author publications (in field in which authorship is clearly not alphabetical), maybe some shingling..
7 : Dee S. Perate: thin publication list; one real publication hidden in list of "gray literature" to make list seem longer
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
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