To: seminarspeaker1@otherU.edu
From: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
Subject: your visit
Cc: FSP
Dear [First Name of Professor @ Another U],
Thank you for agreeing to give a department seminar on DATE at FSPU. Your host will be FSP, and she will be arranging the schedule during your visit. We look forward to your talk and your visit.
Sincerely,
GradStudentOrganizer
To: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
From: FSP
Subject: Re: your visit
GradStudentOrganizer,
This is the first I've heard of the visit by SeminarSpeaker1. Fortunately I will be here on the date you arranged for me to host him/her, but in the future please check with me first about available dates just to make sure I will be here. I appreciate your efforts organizing the schedule and I know it can be difficult getting every seminar slot filled, but I think it will save time in the end if you first check with faculty hosts about possible dates.
Thanks,
FSP
no reply from GradStudentOrganizer; but then a few days later:To: seminarspeaker2@otherU2.edu
From: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
Subject: your visit
Cc: FSP
Dear [First Name of Another Professor @ Another U],
Thank you for agreeing to give a department seminar on ANOTHER DATE at FSPU. Your host will be FSP, and she will be arranging the schedule for your visit. We look forward to your talk and your visit.
Sincerely,
GradStudentOrganizer
To: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
From: FSP
Subject: Re: your visit
GradStudentOrganizer,
I hope you got my email the other day asking you to consult with me first before finalizing dates for seminar speakers I am hosting. I will be doing some traveling this term, and if you invite someone to visit on a date I will be away, this just complicates your organizational efforts because it may involve rescheduling etc. Please check with me before you arrange a visit for someone I am hosting.
Thanks,
FSP
no reply from GradStudentOrganizer; but then a few weeks later:To: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
From: administrative_assistant@FSPU.edu
Subject: schedule change
Cc: FSP
GradStudentOrganizer,
I got an email from one of the seminar speakers being hosted by FSP saying that he had discussed with you changing the date of his visit, but I never heard if you did make this change. The original plan was for DATE, but I am wondering if you changed this to ANOTHER DATE. Has this been finalized? I need to know so I can print the correct schedule.
Thanks,
AdministrativeAssistant
To: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
From: FSP
Subject: Re: schedule change
GradStudentOrganizer,
According to my calendar, you arranged a visit by VISITOR for DATE, but the recent email from Administrative Assistant suggests that you have been discussing an alternative date. This is the first I've heard about a possible change in the visit date. These are things that the faculty host really needs to know about. We should discuss the schedule to make sure that the visitors I am hosting are visiting when I am actually here on campus.
Thanks,
FSP
To: FSP
From: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
Subject: seminar schedule
The VISITOR is coming on YET ANOTHER DATE.
GradStudentOrganizer
To: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
From: FSP
Subject: Re: seminar schedule
GradStudentOrganizer,
At what point are you going to ask me if I am available to host the visitor on that date? I have asked you several times to consult with me about the schedule, but you keep arranging visits without first finding out if I will even be on campus and able to host the visitors on the dates you arrange. I used to be the seminar organizer years ago, so I know it is a complicated job, but you need to find out not only when the visitor can come but when the faculty host is available. You need both pieces of information before finalizing visitor dates.
Thanks,
FSP
To: FSP
From: gradstudentorganizer@FSPU.edu
Subject: Re: Re: seminar schedule
If you do not like any of the date I arranged for your visitor you should email them yourself and suggest other dates. Your visitor emailed me on RECENT DATE about possibly switching dates, which is not enough time to send out another wave of invites with the hope that one person can give a talk on one particular date. Thats not fair to all of those invites, and that's not fair to me. That is why I suggested swapping with A LOCAL SPEAKER, as this is the best I can do. I have done my best to accommodate the speakers, which is first and foremost the top priority.
GradStudentOrganizer
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I seldom see this student -- his office is not in the same building as mine -- so it's not easy to talk to him in person and sort all this out. I have not replied to his last email, as I really don't think it is a good idea for a professor to send
flaming angry email to a student, however rude the student has been. But I'm not ready to be nice about this (yet).
I also think it is quite sad that a senior PhD student is unable to handle several pieces of information at once: the dates set aside for seminar speakers, the dates visitors can come, and the dates faculty can host visitors. Maybe I should draw a Venn Diagram for the student to help him visualize this.