Random person: What is your position at the university? Lecturer? Instructor?
Random person: No, no, I'm not asking if you teach at the university. I know that you do. I mean what is your *actual* title.
Random person (sighing): I'm sure you do the same things as the professors and work really hard, but aren't there other titles for people who aren't professors but who teach?
Random person: So what is yours?
So, all you 30-something FSP's out there, I hope you have better luck than this 40-something FSP does appearing convincingly professorial.
10 years ago