Here are a few more "fake reviews" for the Fake Review Writing Contest:
the future please waste your own time.
YN (modified only slightly from a real review)
suspicious of claims to categorize behavior in the vague terms of these
authors, or as has been done in the past, using the very popular statistical
framework X, which claims that the only way to rationality is to have a prior
distribution on possible hypotheses for every problem. The experiments seem to
couldn’t help but noticed that my work is not cited in this paper on (a topic
that has nothing to do with my work). If my work is not going to be cited, why
would I spend time reviewing this work? If the authors add citations to my
papers, if only the recent ones but perhaps also one of my classic papers and
ideally my 2010 paper because I just need a few more cites on that one to raise
my h-index by a point, I will be happy to read past the introduction and
the authors had high-quality data, interesting ideas, and an understandable
discussion and conclusions, I would write a positive review. In the absence of
those items, I regret that I must hate this paper.